Shayari Bazar

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar Santa walks in and asks the barman Isn`t that Bush and Powell? The barman says Yep thats them So the Santa walks over and says Hello what are you guys doing? And Bush says We`re planning world war 3 And Santa says Really? What`s going to happen? And Bush says Well we`re going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman And Santa exclaimed A bicycle repairman? So Bush turns to Powell and says See I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans