Shayari Bazar

A Bihari a Bengali and our Santa were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless The Bihari guy said I m the most careless this morning I ramped a pavement and went head on into a wall totally writing my car off and now I have to wear this neck brace Wow that is careless Said the Bengali guy Not as careless as me though This morning I drove straight through a red light and into the side of a van My car is a write off and I ve fractured my shoulder That is careless Said Santa Not as careless as me though This morning I took a corner too fast spiraled out of control went straight into a lamppost and broke both of my legs That is careless Said the Bihari guy But what happened to your car? Car What car? Replied Santa I was walking