Shayari Bazar

A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down the girl has her finger in his butt and she s reaming away with a vengeance The cop says What the hell is going on? The girl says This is my date When I told him I wouldn t spend the night with him he started pounding down the booze Now he s too drunk to drive me home so I m trying to sober him up by making him puke The cop says That s not going to make him puke She says Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth