Shayari Bazar

Banta and his wife Preeto were shocked when Preeto`s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time She is to avoid stress eat right and never ever have sex again--the strain would be too much So Banta and Preeto reluctantly try to live by these rules Both get really horny over time however and Banta decides he`d better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation This works for a few weeks until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs--Preeto is coming downstairs and Banta is heading up Honey I have a confession to make Preeto says her voice quavering I was about to commit suicide I`m glad to hear it sweetie Banta says Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you