Shayari Bazar

Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper You can say what you want about Florida but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north These are actual ads seen in The Villages a Florida newspaper FOXY LADY: Sexy fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty 80 s slim 5 4 (used to be 5 6 ) searching for sharp-looking sharp-dressing companion Matching white shoes and belt a plus LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot Dizziness fainting shortness of breath not a problem SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude long walks sunrises the ocean yoga and meditation If you are the silent type let s get together take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks corn on the cob and caramel candy BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar If you were a groovy chick or are now a groovy hen let s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday If you can remember Friday Saturday and Sunday let s put our two heads together MINT CONDITION: Male 1932 model high mileage good condition some hair many new parts including hip knee cornea valves Isn t in running condition but walks well