Shayari Bazar

Banta is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws The dealer tells him Look I have a lot of models but why don`t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model This chainsaw will cut a hundred of trees for you in one day So Banta takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees After cutting for several hours and only cutting two trees he decides to quit He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw How can I cut for hours and only cut two trees? Banta asks himself I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day Banta tells himself So the next morning Banta gets up at 4:00 in the morning and cuts and cuts and cuts till nightfall and still he only manages to cut five trees Banta is convinced this is a bad saw The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day no problem I will take this saw back to the dealer The very next day Banta brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem The dealer baffled by the Banta`s claim removes the chainsaw from the case The dealer says Hmm it looks fine Then the dealer starts the chainsaw to which Banta responds What`s that noise?