A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight This is exciting thought the gentleman I`ve always been a big fan of the Pope Perhaps I`ll be able to see him in person Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him Still the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff Shortly after take-off the Pope began a crossword puzzle This is fantastic thought the gentleman I`m really good at crosswords Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck he`ll ask me for assistance Almost immediately the Pope turned to the gentleman and said Excuse me but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in `unt`? Only one word leapt to mind My goodness thought the gentleman I can`t tell the Pope that There must be another word The gentleman thought for quite a while then it hit him Turning to the pope the gentleman said I think the word you`re looking for is `aunt` Of course said the Pope Do you have an eraser?

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