Shayari Bazar

Banta is sitting at the bar in his local tavern furiously imbibing shots of whiskey Santa happens to come into the bar and sees him Banta says the shocked Santa what are you doing? I ve known you for over fifteen years and I ve never seen you take a drink before What s going on? Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass Banta replies My wife just ran off with my best friend He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp But says Santa man I m your best friend Banta turns to Santa looks at him through bloodshot eyes smiles and then slurs Not anymore He is