Shayari Bazar

Banta s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot When he gets inside he finds the place is packed The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks ladies are dancing on the tables and there s hardly standing room anywhere Banta scans the place a couple of times to find the restrooms but to no avail Finally he spots a small stairway and scrambles up When he gets to the top he discovers that all the doors are locked All but one When he opens the door all he sees is a big hole in the floor Desperate he drops his pants and dumps the biggest load he s ever had right there in the hole Relieved he calmly walks down the stairs The once crowded barroom is completely empty not a soul was in sight Slowly a bartender rises from behind the bar What happened ? says Banta The bartender responds Where were you when the shit hit the fan?