Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta are at work digging a hole Banta asks Santa other Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all the work? Santa said that he doesn`t know so he goes up and asks him why The guy under the tree says Because I have intelligence Santa says What`s that? So the guy under the tree stands up and says Punch me as hard as you can Santa winds up and punches him but the intelligent guy moves away and the digger punches the tree His hand is now killing him Santa says Oh I think I know what it is now He goes back down to Banta Banta asks So why are we doing all the work? Santa replies Because he has intelligence Banta says What`s that Santa looks around for a tree but doesn`t see one so he puts his hand in front of his face and says Punch my hand as hard as you can