Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him The officer says Do you have a fishing license? Banta replies Don t need a license this is my pet fish Pet fish? the officer asked Banta answers Yes every night I take my fish down to the lake and let him swim around for a while then I whistle and he jumps up on shore and I put him in his bucket and we go back home That s a bunch of baloney fish can t do that Banta looks at the officer and says You want me to show you? Very curious now the officer says O K I ve got to see this Banta pours the fish into the lake then stands there waiting After a few minutes the officer turns to Banta and says Well? Well What? Banta says The Officer asks Are you going to call your fish back? Fish What fish? Banta responds

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