Shayari Bazar

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games Village at Busan South Korea to scoop souvenirs and autographs The first says Let`s watch the registration table to see if there`s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in Immediately a burly athlete walks up to the table and states Fan Zhiyi China Shotput He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant The attendant says Very good Mr Fan Zhiyi Here is your packet of registration materials complete with hotel keys passes to all Olympic events meal tickets and other information The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree sapling strips off the limbs and roots walks up the registration table and states: Chang Koehan North Korea Javelin The attendant says Very good Mr Koehan Here is your packet of registration materials hotel keys passes meal tickets and so forth Good luck The second guy grabs a street utility manhole cover walks up to the registration table and states: Hidetoshi Nakata Japan Discus The attendant says Terrific Mr Nakata Here is your packet of registration materials hotel keys a full set of passes and meal tickets Enjoy yourself They scamper in but suddenly realize that Banta is missing They forgot to make sure he doesn`t do something stupid and blow their cover stories Just then Santa walks proudly up to the table with a roll of barbed wire under his arm and states: Banta Hoshiarpur Punjab FENCING