Shayari Bazar

Banta was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he`d been seeing for some time He was quite nervous about the meeting though and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through the coffee Banta realised he couldn`t hold it in one second longer without exploding A tiny fart escaped Boxer called out the young woman`s mother to the family dog lying at Banta`s feet Relieved at the dog`s having been blamed Banta let another slightly larger one go BOXER she called out sharply I`ve got it made thought Banta to himself one more and I`ll feel fine So he let loose a really big one BOXER shrieked the mother Get over here before he shits on you