Shayari Bazar

Once a police officer pulls over Banta who had been weaving in and out of the lanes He goes up to Banta`s window and says Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube Banta says Sorry officer I can not do that I am an asthmatic If I do that I will have a really bad asthma attack Okay fine I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample I can not do that either I am a hemophiliac If I do that I will bleed to death Well then we need a urine sample I am sorry officer I can not do that either I am also a diabetic If I do that I will get really low blood sugar Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line I can not do that officer Why not? Because I am too drunk to do that