Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta head out for a quick round of golf Since they are short on time they decide to play only 9 holes Santa says to Banta `Let`s say we make the time worth the while at least for one of us and spot Rs 500 on the lowest score for the day ` Banta agrees and they enjoy a great game After the 8th hole Banta is ahead by 1 stroke but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th Help me find my ball; you look over there he says to Santa After 5 minutes neither has had any luck and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty Banta pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground I`ve found my ball he announces triumphantly Santa looks at him forlornly After all the years we`ve been friends you`d cheat me on golf for a measly five hundred? What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here And a liar too Santa says with amazement `I`ll have you know I`ve been standing on your ball for the last five minutes `