Shayari Bazar

Santa came home from work to find his lovely bride Jeeto sitting in the living room still in her bath robe Jeeto darling he says what s the matter you are still in your robe Ah Dear says Jeeto I was not feeling well I didn t know what to do so I called Doctor Khurana I ll need a specimen he says and hung up I don t know what a specimen is Oh I don t know either Why don t you go up stairs to Mrs Banta and ask her may be she ll be able to tell you Off goes Jeeto bounding up the stairs Soon Santa hears a horrible thump bang and a loud crash Opening his door he sees Jeeto piled up at the bottom of the landing Jeeto what happened? I told Preeto what the doctor said and she told me to just piss in a bottle So I told her to shit in her purse and the fight was on