Shayari Bazar

Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train He punched Santa`s ticket then chatted cordially for a bit making gestures like a windmill Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested When he had gone a man in the compartment leaned forward and asked if he spoke Tamil `No ` Santa confessed `Then that explains ` the man said `why you didn`t bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train `