Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused Banta comes in and asks Santa Hey why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Santa: Some things you just can`t explain Banta: So what happened that is so horrible? Santa: Well if you must know today I was sitting by my buffallo milking her Just as I go the bucket about full she took her left leg and kicked it over Banta: That`s not so bad what`s the big deal? Santa: Some things you just can`t explain Banta: So then what happened Santa: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope Then I sat down and continued to milk her Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over Banta: Again? Santa: Something`s yoy just can`t explain Banta: So what did you do then? Santa: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right Banta: So then what did you do? Santa: I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full the stupid buffalo knocks over the bucket with her tail Banta: Wow you must have been pretty upset Santa: Some things you just can`t explain Banta: So then what did you do Santa: Well I didn`t have any more rope so I took off the nara (cord) of my pyajama and tied her tail to a tree s hanging branch In that moment my pyajama fell down and my wife Jeeto walked in

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