Stung by a bee Santa comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain Please doctor you ve got to help me I ve been stung by a bee Doctor: Don t worry; I ll put some cream on it Santa: You will never find that bee It must be miles away by now Doctor: No you don t understand I ll put some cream on the place you were stung Santa: Oh it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree Doctor (in anger): No no you IDIOT I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting Santa (still screaming in pain): On my finger The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts Doctor (banging his fist abusing and shouting): Which one? Santa (innocently): How am I to know? All bees look the same to me

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