Shayari Bazar

Three men : a philosopher a mathematician and Santa were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree Before anyone knows it the three men found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby Gentlemen the Devil started Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don`t know or cannot answer then you`re worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not then you`ll come with me to Hell The philosopher then stepped up OK give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates` teachings With a snap of his finger a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct Then go to Hell With another snap of his finger the philosopher disappeared The mathematician then asked Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of With a snap of his finger another stack of paper appeared The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct Then go to Hell With another snap of his finger the mathematician disappeared too Santa then stepped forward and said Bring me a chair The Devil brought forward a chair Drill 7 holes on the seat The Devil did just that Santa then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart Standing up he asked Which hole did my fart come out from? The Devil inspected the seat and said The third hole from the right Wrong said Santa it`s from my asshole Santa went to Heaven