Shayari Bazar

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team Can you tackle? asked the coach Watch this said the freshman who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole shattering it to splinters Wow said the coach I m impressed Can you run? Of course I can run said the freshman He was off like a shot and in just over nine seconds he had run a hundred yard dash Great enthused the coach But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds Well sir he said if I can swallow it I can probably pass it