Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy