Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he’ll start chasing you.

Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.

Girls Theory “Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE”

Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.

Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P

No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.

A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.