Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic

If you earn your bread well. There will always be people around you to apply butter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)