A blonde Decemberides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle In terror she grabs for the horse`s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip She tries to throw her arms around the horse`s neck but she slides down the side of the horse anyway The horse gallops along seemingly impervious to its slipping rider Finally giving up her frail grip the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse`s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over As her head is battered against the ground she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune Frank the Wal-Mart greeter sees her and unplugs the horse

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