A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs Steve doesn t appreciate the things I do for him Now now dear her mother replies in an attempt to comfort her I m sure it was all just a misunderstanding No mother the young bride wails I bought a frozen turkey loaf for Thansgiving and he screamed at me because of the price Well that is being a little cheap the mother agrees Those turkey rolls don t cost more than a few of dollars It wasn t the cost of the turkey roll he was upset about mother says the blonde it was the airplane ticket Airplane ticket? What are you talking about? asks the confused mother Why did you need an airplane ticket? Well mother the blonde explains when I went to prepare the turkey roll I checked the directions on the back It said Prepare from a frozen state so I flew to Alaska

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