A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill After some thought he made a sign that said Warning One of these watermelons has been injected with Poison He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons A week later the farmer was surveying his field To his satisfaction no watermelons were missing but a sign next to his read: NOW THERE ARE TWO
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