Nursery school teacher says to her class Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence? First little girl says The sky is definitely blue Teacher says Sorry Amy but the sky can be grey or orange Second little boy Trees are definitely green Sorry but in the autumn the trees are brown Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks Does a fart have lumps? The teacher looks horrified and says Johnny Of course not OK then I have DEFINITELY shit in my pants

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