Shayari Bazar

A Jew gets pulled over for speeding Jew: Is there a problem officer? Officer: Sir you were speeding Jew: Oh I see Officer: Can I see y our license please? Jew: I would give it to you but I don t have one Officer: Don t have one? Jew: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving Officer: I see Can I see your vehicle registration papers please Jew: I can t do that Officer: Why not? Jew: I stole this car Officer: Stole it? Jew: Yes and I killed the owner Officer: You what? Jew: Killed the owner I had to self defense otherwise he would call the police and I would be in jail The Officer looks at the Jew and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up Within minutes five police cars circle the car A senior officer slowly approaches the car clasping his half drawn gun Senior Officer: Sir could you step out of your vehicle please The Jew steps out of the vehicle Jew: Is there a problem sir? Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and killed the owner Jew: Killed the owner? Senior Officer: Is this your car sir? Jew: Yes here are the registration papers The officer is quite stunned Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you don t have a driving license The Jew digs into his pocket takes out his license and hands it to the officer The officer examines the license He looks quite puzzled Senior Officer: Thank you sir one of my officers told me you didn t have a license that you stole this car and that you killed the owner Jew: Bet the liar told you I was speeding too