A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed Howdy ma am My name s Brown spelled B-R-O-W-N Ah m from Dallas Texas Ah m 6-foot 3-inches tall Ah m white from th top of mah head to th tip of mah toes and I hate the Irish Well she didn t know what else to do so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane He sat down in his seat and turned to the fellow next to him Howdy suh My name s Brown spelled B-R-O-W-N Ah m from Dallas Texas Ah m 6-foot 3-inches tall Ah m white from th top of mah head to th tip of mah toes and I hate the Irish The little fellow turned to him Well now how d ye do My name is Patrick Michael O Donnell I m from Dublin Ireland I m 5-foot 6- inches tall and I m white from the top o me head to the tip o me toes except for my rectum which is brown Spelled B-R-O-W-N

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