Shayari Bazar

I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas For three days all I heard from him was In Texas we have the best this the largest that the fastest that etc It eventually became very annoying I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the Magnificent Niagara knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this Wonder of Water Power While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over I noticed the look of awe in his eyes It was then I asked him Do you have anything like this in Texas? He waited a moment before he answered No but we have a plumber that could fix it