Shayari Bazar

A cowboy rides up to a Saloon goes inside and orders a drink He`s just about got the glass of whiskey to his lips when a guy comes running up to the door and yells Hey Joe Your house is burning The man leaps up runs out and jumps on his horse just as he thinks Hey I don`t have a house He goes back in and sits down and raises the glass to his lips again Just then a man comes running up to the door and yells Hey Joe Your dad has died So he leaps up runs out gets on his horse and starts to head down the street when he thinks Wait a minute my dad died years ago He goes back to the bar and sure enough he`s just about to take a sip of his whis- key when another guys runs up Joe Con- gratulations You`ve won the lottery There`s a pile of money waiting for you down at the post office The cowboy gets up leaps on the horse and starts flying towards the post office He almost gets there when he thinks Hey wait a minute My name ain`t Joe