Shayari Bazar

When an insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer Pakistani : 1) Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer 2) Relates the issue to Kashmir 3) Asks the Chinese for Military aid 4) Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of bee