Shayari Bazar

By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China Believe me you WILL understand The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest room-service in China Room Service: Morrin Roon sirbees Guest: Sorry I thought I dialed room-service Room Service: Rye Roon sirbees morrin Joowish to oddor sunteen? Guest: Uh Yes I d like to order bacon eggs Room Service: Ow ulai den? Guest: What?? Room Service: Ow ulai den? ? Pryed boyud pochd? Guest: Oh the eggs How do I like them? Sorry Scrambled please Room Service: Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse? Guest: Crisp will be fine Room Service: Hokay An sahn toes? Guest: What? Room Service: An toes ulai sahn toes? Guest: I Don t think so RoomService: No? Udo wan sahn toes??? Guest: I feel really bad about this but I don t know what udo wan sahn toes means RoomService: Toes Toes Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow anglish moppin we botter? Guest: Oh English muffin I ve got it You were saying toast Fine Yes an English muffin will be fine RoomService: We botter? Guest: No just put the botter on the side RoomService: Wad? ? Guest: I mean butter Just put the butter on the side RoomService: Copy? Guest: Excuse me? RoomService: Copy tea meel? Guest: Yes Coffee please And that s everything RoomService: One Minnie Scramah egg creepse bayken Anglish moppin we botter on sigh copy Rye ?? Guest: Whatever you say RoomService: Tanjooberrymutts Guest: You re welcome Remember I did say By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TANJOOBERRYMUTTS And you do now don t you