Shayari Bazar

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said I have to talk to you We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems They re swinging on the pearly gates my horn is missing they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots and they re selling their halos to people for discounted prices They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea) Some of them are even walking around with just one wing They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line The Lord said Indians are Indians Heaven is home to all my children If you want to know about real problems give Satan a call Satan answered the phone Hello? Damn hold on a minute Satan returned to the phone OK I m back What can I do for you? Gabriel replied I just wanted to know what kind of problems you re having down there Satan says Hold on again I need to check on something After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said I m back Now what was the question? Gabriel said What kind of problems are you having down there? Satan says Man I don t believe this Hold on This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes He returned and said I m sorry Gabriel I can t talk right now These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot Since they are so tech savvy they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between ME and GOD They have started a social network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others Some were trying to start a chai - pakora Chole batura channa Dosa and samosa barfi Chakli and Dokla shop which I had to stop Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth We have shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable as this is Hell but they have no problems in doing everything outside in open They are excellent in corrupting everyone and my staffs are being bribed by them and I have difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell They never complain as this place seems to be better from where they came I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them I am therefore requesting you OH LORD PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth So this is why Indians are the only ones that are re-born