Shayari Bazar

A local community club was organizing a baseball team They could only muster eight players and were hard put to find a ninth In desperation they called on a new member a very reserved Englishman who had just moved into the neighborhood to join their team During their first game the Englishman came to bat On the very first pitch he knocked the ball out of the park The team members stood there dumfounded Unfortunately so did the Englishman Run his teammates cried For Pete s sake run The Brit turned and stared at them icily I jolly well shan t run he replied I m perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball