Shayari Bazar

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant Sid asked Al Are there any Jews in China? I don`t know Sid replied Why don`t we ask the waiter? When the waiter came by Al asked him Are there any Chinese Jews? I don`t know sir let me ask the waiter replied and he went into the kitchen He returned in a few minutes and said No sir No Chinese Jews Are you sure? Al asked I will check again sir the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen While he was still gone Sid said I cannot believe there are no Jews in China Our people are scattered everywhere When the waiter returned he said Sir no Chinese Jews Are you really sure? Al asked again I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews Sir I ask everyone the waiter replied exasperated We have orange jews prune jews tomato jews and grape jews but no one ever hear of Chinese jews