A preacher was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London After the plane was airborne drink orders were taken The Irishman asked for a whiskey which was promptly brought and placed before him The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink He replied in disgust I d rather be savagely attacked by a dozen sleazy women than let liquor touch my lips The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said Me too I didn t know we had a choice ”

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