Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg As he was a great fan of his movies he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph Instead Spielberg gives him a slap and says You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor get out of here The astonished Chinese man replied It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor it was the Japanese Chinese Japanese Taiwanese you re all the same replied Spielberg In return the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says You sank the Titanic my forefathers were on that ship Shocked Spielberg replies It was the iceberg that sank the ship not me The Chinese replies Iceberg Spielberg Carlsberg you re all the same

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