Shayari Bazar

An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond with his hand The Farmer shouts Woh paani mat peena Usmein gayein bhains or suwar nahate hain potty karte hain sussu karte hain (which means Don t drink that water the cows the buffaloes and the pigs shit and pee in it ) The man shouts back I m a foreigner I don t understand your bloody gibberish Speak English you bloody Indian idiot The farmer shouts back in English Use two hands dude you can drink more