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60 above - Floridians wear coats gloves and wooly hats Michigan people sunbathe 50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat Michigan people plant gardens 40 above - Italian cars won`t start Michigan people drive with the windows down 32 above - Distilled water freezes Lake Michigan`s water gets thicker 20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably Michigan people have the last cookout before it gets cold 15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico Michigan people throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt 20 below - People in Miami cease to exist Michigan people get out their winter coats 40 below - Hollywood disintegrates Michigan Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door 60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica Michigan`s Boy Scouts postpone Winter Survival classes until it gets cold enough 80 below - Mount St Helen`s freezes Michigan people rent some videos 100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Michigan people get frustrated when they can`t thaw the keg 297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands 460 below - ALL atomic motion stops Michigan people start saying Cold `nuff for ya?? 500 below - Hell freezes over The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl Keep Smiling It Makes the World A Brighter Place