Shayari Bazar

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display While he was there another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper I`ll have a C monkey please The shopkeeper nodded went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey He fit a collar and leash handed it to the customer saying That`ll be 5000 The customer paid and walked out with his monkey Startled the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said That was a very expensive monkey The cost of them are only a few hundred dollars Why did it cost so much? The shopkeeper answered Ah that monkey can program in C; very fast tight code no bugs well worth the money The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage That one`s even more expensive 10 000 What does it do? Oh that one s a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming Visual C++ even some Java All the really useful stuff said the shopkeeper The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own The price tag around its neck read 50 000 He gasped to the shopkeeper That one costs more than all the other put together What on earth does it do? The shopkeeper replied Well I haven`t actually seen it do anything but it says it`s a Project Manage