Shayari Bazar

The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates Gates : Hi you must have heard of Windows Lallo : Oh yes In most govt offices we have the single window clearance concept Gates : At home have u installed Windows? Lallo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on? Lallo : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month Gates (Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India Lallo : Oh Yes Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips Lallo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips Gates (Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops? Lallo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap Gates (Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM Lallo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A P Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes Lallo : I have exhuasted all my leave Gates : I have no energy left let us go out and have a bite Lallo : BITE? I believe in non-violence I will not bite Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing) Windows is restarting Please wait