There s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja It s a condition called WhatsApia The symptoms are: 1 Having an app called WhatsApp 2 Constantly checking to see if you have messages 3 Checking if someone has been online and why they haven t replied to you 4 Anxiety that you must reply or the other person will feel bad 5 Expecting comments if you change your profile pic and/or update your status 6 Pretending to listen to someone while busy chatting on whatsapp 7 First thing when you wake up needing your dose of whatsapp 8 Copying this message and pasting in other groups The only treatment for it is to dump your smart phone

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