Shayari Bazar

When Bill Gates died he went up to Heaven where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house with grounds and a tennis court Bill Gates was pleased and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven One day he was enjoying one of Heaven s many fine parks when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit That is a nice suit my friend said Gates Where did you get it? Actually the man replied I was given a hundred of these when I got here I ve been treated really well I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill with a huge five-hundred acre estate a golf course and three Rolls Royces Were you a pope or a doctor healing the sick? asked Gates No said his new friend Actually I was the captain of the Titanic Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stormed off to find St Peter Cornering Peter he told him about the man he had just met saying How could you give me a paltry new house while you re showering new cars a mansion and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows Vista operating system Why does he deserve better? True Peter replied But the Titanic only crashed once