Shayari Bazar

Bill Gates dies in a car accident He finds himself being sized up by God Well Bill I`m really confused on this call I m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell After all you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America yet you also created Windows 95 I`m going to do something I ve never done before In your case I m going to let you decide where you want to go Well what s the difference between the two? Bill asks God says I m willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help your decision Fine but where should I go first? I ll leave that up to you Okay then says Bill Let me try Hell first So Bill goes to Hell It s a beautiful clean sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around playing in the water laughing and frolicking about The sun is shining the temperature is perfect He is very pleased This is great he tells God If this is Hell I REALLY want to see Heaven Fine says God and off they go Heaven is a place high in the clouds with angels drifting about playing harps and singing It s nice but not as enticing as Hell Bill thinks for a quick minute and decides Hmm I think I d prefer Hell he tells God Fine replies God As you desire So Bill Gates goes to Hell Two weeks later God decides to check on the late billionaire to see how he is doing in Hell When he gets there he finds Bill shackled to a wall screaming amidst hot flames in a dark cave being burned and tortured by demons How s everything going? he asks Bill Bill responds his voice filled with anguish and disappointment This is awful This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago I can t believe this is happening What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water? Oh that was the SCREENSAVER