Shayari Bazar

Husband: (Returning late from work) Good Evening Dear I`m now logged in Wife???: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename Wife???: But I told you in the morning Husband: Erroneous syntax Abort? Wife???: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found Wife???: At least give me your Credit Card I want to do some shopping Husband: Sharing Violation Access denied Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you Husband: Data type mismatch Wife???: You are useless Husband: It`s by Default Wife???: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use Try later Wife???: What is my value in the family Husband: Unknown Virus MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro