Shayari Bazar

LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter LOG OFF: Don`t add wood MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the woodsplitter work DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season ENTER: Come on in WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets 10 below normal SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season CHIP: What you munch during Vikings games MICROCHIP: What`s left in the bag when the chips are gone MODEM: What you did to the hay fields last July DOT MATRIX: Eino Matrix`s wife LAPTOP: Where the grandkids sit KEYBOARD: Where you suppose to put the keys so that Misses can find them SOFTWARE: The plastic picnic utensils ya? MOUSE: What leaves them little turds in the cupboard MAINFRAME: The part of the sauna that holds up the roof PORT: Where do commericial fishing boats dock RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When you can`t remember how much you spent on the new deer rifle when the wife asks about it