Shayari Bazar

A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night and finds his toilet is completely blocked He says to his wife I m going to have to call a plumber The wife replies You can t call a plumber out at three in the morning He says Of course I can I have to go out on night-time calls if a patient needs me Anyway he rings a plumber who complains bitterly about having to come out in the middle of the night The Doctor says the same thing I have to come out on late-night calls to see patients why shouldn t you? At about 3 30AM the plumber arrives very bleary-eyed and the Doctor shows him to the blocked toilet The plumber drops two tablets down the pan and says to the Doctor If there s no change call me in the morning