Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life so she didn`t take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked into bed she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature the lights the skimpy gown the food and the mattress especially the mattress Suddenly Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a button attached to a cord `What`s that?` she demanded `If you need anything in the middle of the night Grandma ` said one of the interns `just press that button ` `What does it do ring a bell?` she asked No it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty ` the intern replied `A light in the hall?` responded Grandma `Look I`m the sick one around here If the night nurse needs a light on in the hall she can get up and switch it on herself `

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